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12 Apr

Happy Pub Day! CHILL THE F*CK OUT A Swear Word Coloring Book

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Do you or someone you know need to Chill the F*ck out? Look no further than this hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings–all deliciously paired with amusing illustrations to color and display. Nothing delivers satisfaction like a beautifully colored drawing to remind yourself you’re the “Queen of F*ucking Everything” or a lovingly decorated snake that announces to that special someone, “Don’t be a d*ck!” Each hysterical design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating.

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With more than 30 pages of picturesque profanity, Chill the F*ck Out will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day while letting you be “Fancy as F*ck.”

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Snag your copy and color away the stress while creating works of profane art!

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18 Mar

COLORING CITY BAKERY! March 31, NYC – RESCHEDULED! STAY TUNED!

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SMP Craft is joining forces with The City Bakery to bring you the first

COLORING CITY BAKERY event in New York City! 

Thursday, March 31
8PM to 10PM
THE CITY BAKERY
3 W18th St (at 5th Ave) NYC 10011
Tickets can be purchased at Coloring City Bakery Brown Paper Tickets 

Seating is limited and going fast so we recommend purchasing tickets NOW!

Coloring. Coloring book giveaways. Dinner. Drinks. Dessert. A live string quartet.

LEGENDARY HOT CHOCOLATE.

And more!

We’ll provide your coloring needs on site–prints and coloring tools–though feel free to bring your favorite set of coloring pencils, pens, or markers. In addition, all participants will receive extra prints to take home and share.

The family style menu:

Roast Chicken with Kale, Corn & Lemon Dressing

Sautéed Broccoli

Baby Beets with Chives

City Bakery Kale Salad with Grana Cheese, Red Onion & Toasted Hazelnuts

Black Rice with Pea Shoots & Kaffir Lime

Classic Macaroni & Cheese

Miniature Pretzel Croissants

Japanese Hummus with Fried Tempeh Crackers

Toasted Pumpkin Seed Dip with Cassava Crackers

Boozy Mulled Cider

City Bakery Hot Chocolate with a Homemade Marshmallow

Miniature City Bakery Cookies!

Tickets are $40, limited seating. Buy your tickets NOW: Coloring City Bakery Brown Paper Tickets 

Hope to see you there!

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8 Mar

Happy Pub Day! WATERLIFE A MINDFUL COLORING BOOK

The turtle has landed! Waterlife: A Mindful Coloring Book, Illustrated by Georgie Woolridge, is available NOW!

Waterlife includes 35 intricate drawings specifically to elicit creative meditation, allowing the colorist the freedom to create and color without pressure or judgement. There are a wide variety of species featured in waterlife–from the brightly colored Seahorse, Pufferfish, and Crown of Starfish to the Bottlenose Dolphin and Picasso Triggerfish–and each is paired with an informative text about the creature and its habitat. In addition, Georgie supplies helpful hints and tips about coloring and the effects that can be achieved with different media.

Pick up your coloring pens and pencils everybody, lose yourself in this underwater realm, where you’ll discover a host of mindful coloring projects inspired by a variety of underwater creatures from around the world.

Time to join the ever-growing worldwide movement of adult coloring book enthusiasts who’ve found their new stress-relieving creative outlet.

Buy your copy and DIVE RIGHT IN!

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19 Feb

CRAFT FASHION ALERT: PARACORD Jewelry + Free Project Downloads!

Fashion Week in NYC officially ended yesterday and since paracord (aka parachute cord)–one of the most forgiving, fun, and affordable materials to design and craft with–was noticeably absent (Wha?) from the runways, we’re having our very own mini paracord design showcase here!

To kickstart the Friday fun, we’re giving you TWO (2) FREE PROJECT DOWNLOADS from Made in Paracord: 25 Great Jewelry, Accessories, and Home Projects to Knot by Caitlin Wynne:

Download for free here, the SIMPLE NECKLACE and the BRACELET WITH BLING!

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Free Project Download: Simple Necklace from Made in Paracord

 

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Free Project Download: Bracelet with Bling from Made in Paracord

Want to make more with paracord? All of the projects in Made in Paracord are modern, fun, beautiful and require virtually no skills. Create your own pieces to keep or give as a handmade gift!

Maybe this plant holder?

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DIY Paracord Plant Holder

 What about this pot or pencil holder?

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DIY Paracord Pot or Pencil Holder

Or this chair… which I’m dying to make myself…

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DIY Paracord Chair

Look! A dog leash!

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DIY Paracord Dog Leash

 Find these fabulous, affordable, simple paracord craft projects and more in Made in Paracord–at your favorite bookseller:

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Happy weekend crafting!

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12 Feb

CAUGHT CRAFTING: SMPCraft’s Spotlight on NYC Crafting

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Thursday afternoon, Flatiron, Manhattan Crocheter: crocheting a baby blanket!

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CAUGHT CRAFTING: SMPCraft’s Spotlight on NYC Crafting

SMPCRAFT #CAUGHTCRAFTING Thursday morning, Astoria, Queens. Accessorizing with a lovely temporary floral tattoo she learned to make from DIY Temporary Tattoos: Draw It, Print It, Ink It by Pepper Baldwin!

PROJECT OF THE MONTH: JUNE DIY Father’s Day Gifts to MAKE NOW

PROJECT OF THE MONTH: JUNE DIY Father’s Day Gifts to MAKE NOW

Father's Day is less than three weeks away -- Sunday, June 19th in the U.S. -- just enough time to start prepping for what would make dear old pops feel loved....What dad, what MAN, wouldn't want to get a bright red tool box full of homemade BBQ, bacon, and chili flavored chocolate? Or a handmade Paracord hammock? Does he play golf?--hand dipped tees? Does he like to hike? Enjoy nature and the great outdoors? How about homemade beef jerky? Or does he enjoy watching sports--Remote Control Cookie? What about beer? One of the coolest new items coming out of Japan is a Frozen Beer Slushy Maker by Kirin Ichiban that perfectly pairs with the DIY black and tan soap! Scroll and click for more homemade DIY Father's Day gift ideas sure to make pappy happy! Hashtag #SMPCRAFT #DIYFATHERSDAY!

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