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10 May

Happy Pubday THE SWEAR WORD Coloring Book!

Color away the stress while creating works of profane art!

If you crave an outlet to express your inner foul-mouthed ruffian, look no further than The Swear Word Coloring Book, a hilarious collection of profanities and uncouth sayings, all paired with amusing illustrations to color and display. Each design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift-giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will sooth away the stress of the day, uncensored!

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Grab you copy now, available at your favorite bookseller!

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26 Apr

Happy Pubday! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY: A Sarcastic Coloring Book

The absolute perfect gift for Mother’s Day!

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations is paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed the house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the Vodka is.”

Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, Mommy Drinks Because You Cry is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

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21 Apr

CAUGHT CRAFTING: SMPCraft’s Spotlight on NYC Crafting

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Thursday morning, Astoria, Queens. Accessorizing with a lovely temporary floral tattoo she learned to make from DIY Temporary Tattoos: Draw It, Print It, Ink It by Pepper Baldwin!

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12 Apr

Happy Pub Day! CHILL THE F*CK OUT A Swear Word Coloring Book

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Do you or someone you know need to Chill the F*ck out? Look no further than this hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings–all deliciously paired with amusing illustrations to color and display. Nothing delivers satisfaction like a beautifully colored drawing to remind yourself you’re the “Queen of F*ucking Everything” or a lovingly decorated snake that announces to that special someone, “Don’t be a d*ck!” Each hysterical design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating.

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With more than 30 pages of picturesque profanity, Chill the F*ck Out will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day while letting you be “Fancy as F*ck.”

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Snag your copy and color away the stress while creating works of profane art!

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8 Apr

Draw a Bird Day!

It’s sweet and inspiring the story behind the origins of Draw a Bird Day.

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As recounted on DabDay.com, in 1943, Dorie Cooper, a seven year old living in England, visited her uncle who was wounded in the war; he had lost his right leg to a land mine, and, in an attempt to cheer him up, Dori asked her uncle to draw a bird for her. Despite being unwell, her uncle looked out his window and drew a picture of a robin. After Dorie saw the drawing, she proclaimed that he wasn’t a very good artist but would still hang the picture in her room. Dorie’s honesty and acceptance of the drawing lifted her uncle’s spirits as well as several other wounded soldiers. In fact, every time Dorie visited the hospital, the soldiers held drawing contests to see who could produce the best bird pictures. Within several months, the entire ward’s walls were decorated by bird drawings.

Tragically, three years later, Dorie was killed after being struck by a car. At her funeral, her coffin was filled with bird images that had been made by soldiers, nurses, and doctors from the ward where her uncle had been. Ever since then, those men and women remembered the little girl that brought hope to the ward by drawing birds on her birthday, April 8th.

While Draw a Bird Day was never declared an “official” holiday, today, it’s celebrated worldwide “as a way to express joy in the very simplest of things in life and as a way to help soldiers everywhere forget war and suffering even if only for a short time.”

To celebrate Draw a Bird Day, simply draw a bird and share it with someone. If you don’t quite know how to start, follow Pen and Ink Birds from Gillian Johnson’s How to Draw Everything. And feel free to invent your own birds!

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Happy Draw a Bird Day everyone!

Interested in learning how to draw people? Faces? Animals? Flowers? Get your copy of How To Draw Everything now and get to drawing!

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CAUGHT CRAFTING: SMPCraft’s Spotlight on NYC Crafting

SMPCRAFT #CAUGHTCRAFTING Thursday morning, Astoria, Queens. Accessorizing with a lovely temporary floral tattoo she learned to make from DIY Temporary Tattoos: Draw It, Print It, Ink It by Pepper Baldwin!

PROJECT OF THE MONTH: JUNE DIY Father’s Day Gifts to MAKE NOW

PROJECT OF THE MONTH: JUNE DIY Father’s Day Gifts to MAKE NOW

Father's Day is less than three weeks away -- Sunday, June 19th in the U.S. -- just enough time to start prepping for what would make dear old pops feel loved....What dad, what MAN, wouldn't want to get a bright red tool box full of homemade BBQ, bacon, and chili flavored chocolate? Or a handmade Paracord hammock? Does he play golf?--hand dipped tees? Does he like to hike? Enjoy nature and the great outdoors? How about homemade beef jerky? Or does he enjoy watching sports--Remote Control Cookie? What about beer? One of the coolest new items coming out of Japan is a Frozen Beer Slushy Maker by Kirin Ichiban that perfectly pairs with the DIY black and tan soap! Scroll and click for more homemade DIY Father's Day gift ideas sure to make pappy happy! Hashtag #SMPCRAFT #DIYFATHERSDAY!

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